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SMOKING -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Justin Bieber is still a faggot


TAGS: justin bieber fag soviet russia
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by BigBusiness13

440wakeup - November 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
In soviet Russia streets name you!
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:01 am
In soviet russia - Lion give you 5human.
fascistfrenchman - September 7, 2010, 3:55 pm
I agree with that. Putting Bieber down deserves 5L's
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
i'm not a big fan of soviet russia jokes. but i do agree with this one


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

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oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


THE GAME - You just lost it


TAGS: you just lost the game
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by OwenCM

Tempest - February 9, 2009, 11:38 am
Aw! you asshole!
zerojustice - September 6, 2008, 7:55 am
The cake is a lie.
I Lost - September 3, 2008, 9:38 pm
FUUUUUCK


Disenchantment -


TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




TRADING PLACES -


TAGS: justice
Rating: 4.89/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:41 pm
I would really like to know where the information for the prisons came from. For that matter what state. If that's how prison are I really want to get locked up. (Again).
HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Soaps on a Rope from me.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 4:57 pm
If you watch the documenties on these jails a great deal of inmate relaps because life is so much better for them in Jail. Nothing to worry about other then getting up and who's doin who....


JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: justme back to the future
Rating: 4.62/5

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deChelca - February 4, 2012, 6:04 pm
It's $12 here! Further north: $33 for a bottle of Cheez Whiz, $13 for a pack of spaghetti noodles, $40 for a bottle of cranberry juice, and $77 for a bag of breaded chicken. That’s at some grocery stores in remote fly-in Arctic communities in Canada.
justme - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
they have to be 79c right now :P
vulture - December 31, 2011, 6:02 pm
http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=0.79&year1=1962&year2=2011 79c in 1962 = $5.92 in 2011. Bacon is cheaper, now!!
falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:43 am
Damn right we have to go back!


KLUTZES - We all know one




REVENGE -




LIFE MUST CONSUME LIFE -


TAGS: vegetarian life sustain consume justsay n
Rating: 4.73/5

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falloutghoul - June 13, 2012, 7:55 pm
Splendidly put! 5's for you!


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




FOR ALL -


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.43/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same sex marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


ALL IN GOOD TIME -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

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Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!


TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

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Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!


JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he fucked for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




JUSTIN - Apparently Google Isn't One Of His Fans




CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

Damn, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.


JUSTICE -


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Nice!
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this photo in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
Damn that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


WISHES -


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty damn well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


ACTOR - his name is Robert Pattinson. he is not Edward. Edward is not real.




LOVE - We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.


TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.83/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:45 pm
I have always loved this quote. 5L, good stuff
rerun - April 21, 2011, 2:44 pm

excellent. Post this to motitwist as well.


JUST THINK -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 just think
Rating: 4.78/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:47 am
LOL! So true. I can't complain. I take the bus.


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -




MILK? -




12 Angry Men -




:) -


TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

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Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.


JUSTICE - Old School.


TAGS: justice west frontier hanging wild
Rating: 3.92/5

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Rukey - December 29, 2010, 3:00 am
What the.. Hes never going to pull the tree down that way..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is that a dig at me RR?...Kinda harsh. No worries...I'm already "Hung"
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
my 2nd choice of comment for this pic was 'The Mods. They hate your guts.' Would have outperformed this one easily... Not sure it would have been approved, though. Oh well, we will never know, anyway.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

I can think of a few motifakers this should be done tooooooooooooooooooo


JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.


TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.75/5

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zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am
Great movie.


PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.


TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!


LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.


TAGS: libert justice celebrate new york
Rating: 4.13/5

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Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!


TRUE FRIEND -




REDNECK POWER MOWER -




GOT MOTIVATION? -


TAGS: motivation justbecause
Rating: 4.8/5

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lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:30 pm
SICK..... 5L
Sho - June 13, 2012, 4:33 pm
5L !
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:56 am
Sick, you can't make another pic as good as this! I'm sure!
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:29 am
Back, and in form... 5L
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 11:30 pm
Or is it because you have nothing better to do? Rock & roll Sick, 5L.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2010, 8:38 pm

awesomeness!
crankyhead - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
So nice =)
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 7:52 pm
Sicko! Where you been? 5L BTW


GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - but Ampere will always be current!


TAGS: just a joke i heard
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 3:56 pm
Shocking!!!
LinkFox101113 - January 21, 2011, 7:43 am
My eyes are bleeding!!! 5Ls. lol
MilDoc - January 20, 2011, 6:27 pm
Engineering humor? Ohm my goodness! That's re-volt-ing!


Fairness -


TAGS: justice world fairness people hammy
Rating: 4.44/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 3:19 pm
Truth That Hurts .


C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.


TAGS: batman superman christmas wonder woman justice league funny cartoon lol
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Fancy dress - come as you are!


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


JUSTIN BIEBER - Everyone stop making fun of her.


TAGS: justin bieber
Rating: 2.96/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:38 pm
Really... or it'll open a fresh can of wipe arse !


BBQ -


TAGS: justme bbq
Rating: 3.57/5

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rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:24 pm

saw this i=one yesterday, on another site
THEBRAT - July 25, 2011, 6:33 am
I'd a said, favorite mans toys - BBQ's and wheels or Why buy a real BBQ with wheels when you can carry your groceries too...lol


I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




if i could -


TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am
Heavy


THE KISS -


TAGS: aprchallenge kissing just an appetizer
Rating: 4.58/5

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sickartist - April 23, 2010, 1:41 pm
Ahh another over hormoned jock. The AZ news only covers immigration lately.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 10:17 am
Ben Roethlisberger, in the news for a forward pass
sickartist - April 23, 2010, 10:11 am
Too bad I don't have a clue what you are rambling about.
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 10:07 am
That's what Rapelisberger thought. Twice.


ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA -




dragnet - 2014 -


TAGS: just the facts ma aam
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 12:09 am
In my defense, it's late here...I had to read it twice and studied it 3 times. But I final5Ly got it.


TIMMY IS SUSPECT NUMBER ONE -


TAGS: just like on tv humor
Rating: 4.33/5

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Oh...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:27 pm

So, here's Timmy on the right, and EMS/Fire/Police, obviously an underground rescue...
lgvernon - March 9, 2016, 4:26 pm

Probably a zillion years before you were born there was a TV show called Lassie. Lassie saved everybody. The running joke off the show for an emergency was, "uh oh, looks like Timmy fell down the well. Run, get Lassie. To be continued...
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:11 pm
What am I looking at?
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:09 am
The cops are just there to direct traffic, chuckle, chuckle. (says the crippled up former Ambulance driver) This is LOL! Definite ^!!!!!


HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


JEW-DEER -


TAGS: reindeer day jewish pride oy it is just savvy
Rating: 3.75/5

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Untamedfifty - July 7, 2010, 10:00 pm
boy i tell ya id drop that one like a rock
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh stop, rerun... you're giving me nachas!
rerun - December 22, 2009, 12:59 am

schvitzing? Oh, what a schmedric you are,,,,who knew?
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
5L
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
You want they should make with the schvitzing?


FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!


TAGS: august challenge no failure here just us chicken wings
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L


WONDER WOMAN - Who needs a magic lasso to make men tell the truth WHEN YOU GOT TITS LIKE THOSE?!!!!




DEAR PARTYING NEIGHBORS -




IT'S NOT COOL - To beat up women


TAGS: justin bieber violence women
Rating: 4.2/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
Hahaha.... I heard about that. Although he does alot of surprise visits to cheer people up (koodos). I still can't stand the young ladie.


Boyz N The Hood -


TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when shot. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she shot when he was being beat to death


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


EPIC TRAVEL SAFE -


TAGS: skid mark protected just mix with your dirty laundry on the floor
Rating: 3.41/5

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the assumption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every damn poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a dick, I'll call you a dick. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
LMAO
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it damn 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L


MASKS - Although I know its unfair, I reveal myself one mask at a time.


TAGS: mask justme
Rating: 4.71/5

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stormXIII - July 1, 2011, 8:27 pm
self awareness is less usual than one think


CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.




JUSTIN BEANBIER - just make 1st in the gayest singers ever.




SUCK DAMN IT - Blow is just a figure of speech!


TAGS: some just don t understand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 10, 2012, 1:44 am
lol...good one


WHY IS HE ANGRY? -




MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!


TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
HEY!! WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU GUYS FIND A PICTURE OF ME???????
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


BLUE BEETLE & BOOSTER GOLD - Greatest duo in comics!




THE CURSE -


TAGS: just friends curse calendar benefits
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:29 am
I like the fresh positive outlook!
caveman - February 12, 2012, 2:14 am
Nice to hear. Boredom does the vocabulary good i guess.
LiquidAngel - February 12, 2012, 1:18 am
All of your recent posters have been awesome, this one is no exception, keep em coming.


End of watch -




THE INTERNET -




REGRETS -


TAGS: adapt adjust overcome or drink
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 2:42 pm
Amsome aggy.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:18 am
Only the best of us do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:16 am
I choose Drink.....5L


IQ OF A SPOON -


TAGS: buy now or just dont
Rating: 4.56/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm
Makes me think of Bud-light.


KISS - Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.


TAGS: justme
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - April 23, 2011, 11:16 am

true


MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... - The Waldos are trying to find you


TAGS: just like in russia
Rating: 3.76/5

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colt45103 - November 25, 2009, 9:24 pm
In Soviet Russia the Waldos find you...
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:03 am
That's Gavin... he was a Waldo fan far before these idiots. They dress the part, but do they really ever try to blend into a crowd? Nobody ever finds Gavin when HE hides in plain sight. Still... it's disrespectful to point at him and say "There's baldo!"
MrRandom - September 30, 2009, 12:50 am
I've only seen this now but WTF is with the guy in the bottom right corner


HOUSEKEEPING TIP OF THE DAY - Keep several Get-Well cards on the mantle. If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean


TAGS: just a tip from your uncle airman
Rating: 3.4/5

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Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
Also, if people think i'm sick - there is a good chance they'll piss off and leave me alone.
Jas - September 21, 2009, 7:13 pm
Thanks man! Buying a house this week and I'll have give it a try.


BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.


TAGS: someone once asked me why i like porn so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.


BLAME CANADA. - HAHAHAHA...that's right silly Americans, forget the cold war..


TAGS: justin
Rating: 3/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:37 am
Goddamn duckface... no vote


GIGANTA - They need more giant busty redheads in comics!




Your Welcome -


TAGS: cupcake licked frosting just muffin
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - August 9, 2014, 12:54 pm
Your welcome, my welcome, his/her welcome!


RGB -


TAGS: adjust your screens
Rating: 4.31/5

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culos - January 31, 2011, 8:08 am
Depends on your own age and where you live...
themansn - January 31, 2011, 6:20 am
jailbait?


ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

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Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.


CONSERVATIVES / LIBERALS -


TAGS: conservatives liberals can t we just get along
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


GIRLS -




BATTLE - No one goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.


TAGS: god battle justme
Rating: 4.62/5

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justme - May 1, 2011, 12:36 pm
i dont know if it can be senior... to young for that XD
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:51 pm
strike that.. I had a dyslexic moment.. or would that be senior?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:50 pm
except for the Crusades


CAN'T FLY -


TAGS: justme can t fly
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - November 7, 2013, 9:07 am
Love this poster. Cynic, we could be brothers....or our dads were. Ya made me lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2013, 1:32 am
5tate it quite frankly like my dad did, "Stop flapping your arms about like that son, you look like a moron!"


JUSTIN BIEBER - So bad even stick figures hate him


TAGS: justin bieber stick figure wtf
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:38 pm
Depends on whether or not Mark David Chapman had a kid... and if that kid is, by any chance, trying to impress Jodie Foster.
hootizz - February 3, 2011, 9:32 pm
ok, bets on.., how long before some Nazi Emo decides that Bieber is the devil and try's to do him in..??
tellitlikeitis - February 3, 2011, 8:42 pm
I think it's the kid's hairstyle or something. Personally, I can't stand this kid-- he just really bugs me, almost as much as David Cassidy did way back when.
TheOne - February 3, 2011, 5:17 pm
That is now my favorite picture.5L.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:43 am

beiber posters generally don't do well here. i have a feeling this one will. 5L from me dude...nice


HAMMER'S OF JUSTICE - "Are you ready for this, my brother" "Let's do some gratuitous violence. "


TAGS: boondock saints truth justice violence
Rating: 4.31/5

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jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
Sequel us awesome, I own both films and love watching them back to back
forseti - September 24, 2010, 11:52 am
thx, I will!
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:06 am
I saw the sequel. It was damn good in my opinion. They kept all the same actors which i was happy about. Check it out foreskin
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:17 am
I love the film too. Did anyone see the sequel?
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 1:17 am
It's the apostrophe, isnt' it, Phy?
phydeaux - September 24, 2010, 1:14 am
and yet I can't take the level of suck involved...so I refrain, and do not vote. Never let it be said that I ignored the wisdom of Aggy, for ones does that at his own peril.
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
(that was symbology)
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:57 am
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it
agdaniele - September 24, 2010, 12:56 am
Do not bomb, do not target, do not timmy, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost....
jameswnash - September 24, 2010, 12:06 am
I simply did this one because I love the movie.


THE EVOLUTION OF MUSIC - From Michael Jackson to American Idol to Justin Bieber - we are so screwed in the future


TAGS: justin bieber sucks michael jackson ryan seacrest american idol
Rating: 4/5

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fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 2:58 am
hahaaa...SHIT


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


TAGS: dont mind me im just gonna hang out assignment for december 28 suicide
Rating: 3.81/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


PERSPECTIVE - Still not as gay as Twilight




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